And now: commentary about not-really-commentary (or is it?), wherein I overanalyze my own Twitter jokes. REACTION: “That’s so Raven.” – a line from _The Raven_, probably — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) April 21, 2012 I, like most geniuses, am I intrigued by the mid-00s Disney Channel show That’s So Raven. I’ve never seen the show, nor [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 46
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. WORDPLAY: I write for a living, but sometimes it feels like I wrong for a living. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) April 12, 2012 Get it? I wrong. I guess this technically means I act unjustly toward people, but I like to view it (more poetically) as [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 45
Hey. STUPID: Down with pants! LITERALLY! — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) April 11, 2012 This is funny because it’s true. If you really were opposed to pants, and you were wearing pants, then you would literally pull down your pants.[1] WISDOM: No one ever said, “I want to be a junkie when I grow up,” except [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 44
And now, this. WISDOM: Everyone in the world is unique and special, except for me. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) April 3, 2012 I like this one for its paradoxical form, but I don’t think it’s quite amusing enough to make it really good. WORDPLAY: “We’re *all* doctors without Borders now.” – a funny doctor talking [...]