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Tag Archives: tit
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 14
Welcome to another episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. A quick recap if you’re new here. I say awesome things on Twitter. But not everyone is on Twitter. So I collect some toots of particular interest (to me) in an irregular series called TIT. Here we go.
WISDOM:
I wonder if I’ll ever find someone who [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 13
Here we go.
REACTION:
That’s not what I meant.
This reaction of mine happens every day. Which is odd because I am a GREAT COMMUNICATOR.
WORDPLAY:
“I think you dropped something.” Alternately: “That’s a really nice Toyota Tacoma.” What’s _your_ best pickup line?
Good two, Conlan.
WORDPLAY:
Always follow your dreams until they get a restraining order.
Funny because it’s true.
WORDPLAY:
Getting ready to [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 12
It’s been a long time since I did a TIT. I haven’t culled the stream recently, but here are some I already had in my queue.
WORDPLAY:
Thesaurus anagram: U. R U the ass?
If you use it to just pick the longest word, then yes.
WORDPLAY:
Let’s just say, she didn’t give me _his_ peas, OK?
This may have been [...]

This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 15