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Tag Archives: tit
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 11 Special Edition
Welcome to this Special All Wisdom Edition episode of TIT:MCD. This week we’ll be devoting this space exclusively to the wise sayings of the “140-character Socrates”, also known as me. I mean, I’m talking about me. “Me” isn’t the name of someone else I’m talking about. I’m referring to myself. I want to be clear [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 10
It’s time for another episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. REACTION: Amazon search for “wishing and hoping”: “Did you mean: fishing and coping?” I just thought that was funny. WISDOM: I’ve always depended on the kindness of strangers. People who know me know better. Fact is, it’s not hard to be nice to strangers. [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 9
It’s time for another episode of “This is Twittering: Meta-commentary”. It’s the only This is Conlan segment dedicated to commenting on the commentary of Conlan’s twitterings. WORDPLAY: “You better quit while you’re ahead,” said the doctor to the man suffering from the symbiotic flesh-eating bacteria. This is funny. The key is, the flesh-eating bacteria is [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 12