Today is This is Twittering day! STUPID: The shortest distance between two points is taking a nap. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) March 26, 2012 This makes no sense, but it was pretty popular with the retweet crowd. Probably because it resonates emotionally. STUPID: I like to add soothing epsom salts to my bloodbath. — Conlan [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 39
It’s time for another episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. I know I’ve been doing a lot of these, but I have to clear out the backlog. Quit complaining. It’s free. STUPID: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get pregnant. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) February 17, 2012 This is not [...]
This is Twittering, Episode 38: “A Line From A Movie, Probably” Edition
Sometimes, based only on the name of a movie and its commercials, I like to make an educated guess about what the movie will be like. And sometimes I like to guess what the clichéd dialogue will sound like. Thus, my “A Line From A Movie, Probably” toot series was born. It should be noted, [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 37
Now hear this. STUPID: When someone asks, “How are you?” I think a funny thing to say would be, “Good-looking.” — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) January 31, 2012 “How are you?” is an odd phrase. REACTION: Whenever I turn off the TV, no matter what I was watching or what I’m doing, I always say aloud, [...]