REACTION: Remember when we were kids and we thought milk chocolate was better than dark chocolate? Man, we were such stupid assholes. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) January 31, 2012 I like this one. It started with the idea that when I was a kid I preferred milk chocolate, but as an adult I prefer dark [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 35
Oh, no. Not this again. (Now with embedded toots!) WORDPLAY: I Twitter you, but I’m not *in Twitter* with you. — Conlan Spangler (@thisisconlan) January 15, 2012 I have bizarre fixations on certain phrases. Most are overused clichés that have had their meanings diluted: “good news/bad news,” “rock and roll,” “I love you, but I’m [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 33
I love Twitter. STUPID: Did you know? The candy cane colors represent the friendship of Native Americans and European settlers. And the shape represents old people. There’s so much symbolism all around us, if we’d only look. WORDPLAY: My peppermint bark is worse than my bagel bite. I wonder if this would have been better [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 32
Here grow again (nothing is growing), including links. WISDOM: Just because I don’t care, that doesn’t mean I don’t disapprove. Actually, it does mean that. It also means I don’t approve. I just don’t care. Stop bothering me about it. STUPID: Too Big to Smell: The Inside Story of How Speed Stick and Right Guard [...]