A reader from Fresno, California writes: Conlan, When are you coming back? I miss you. Sincerely, Your Illegitimate Son Thanks for writing, Your (stupid name, by the way). Speaking of stupid, you must be, because I specifically said I would be back on May 1. May Day. The Day of May. I said all that. [...]
This is Conlan
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Then I have a special announcement. First, I’ve added some new shirt variants to the CafePress store, upon request. If you requested one, order it or face my wrath. Also note, I’m planning to take down the store at the end of April, so get while the getting’s good. Secondly, here is an exchange I [...]
Tee Time!
Update: This post has been stickied. (Update: unstickied.) Scroll down for new content. This is it. The moment you have been waiting for. Even if you didn’t know you were waiting for it. That’s right: You now have the chance to own your very own (which is why it’s called “owning”) This is Conlan T-shirt!!