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Tag Archives: Video
Plug: T.H.I.S
I usually don’t like to point out other funny things online, because I like for you to come here for all your internet hilarity (what more do you need, Greedy McLaughstoomuch?), but I feel I must speak out. If you don’t listen to Tally Hall’s music, that’s understandable; it’s not for everyone. But if you [...]
Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 4)
This is it. The final installment in my four-part The Controversial Survey. This entry is just the way I like my women: short, sassy, and with a hilarious video about rape1. Enjoy! 16. Would you burn an American flag for a hundred dollars? Oh, I’ve seen this scam before. Would I have to buy the [...]
Posted in Ask Conlan Also tagged america, flag, Money, mr. show, murder, obama, Politics, rape 3 Comments
“Yes We Can!”
Hopefully people will stop saying that now. It’s so damn annoying. I much prefer my own political catchphrase: “Suck on democracy, bitches!” It pretty much means the same thing, I think. Update 11/10/08: Damn, The Onion is so good: Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
VIDEO: David After Dentist