Tag Archives: viewer mail
Ask Conlan: Kitty Meow Town
A reader (ironically) writes: Why am I never allowed to own a cat? Thank you for your question, Doug. This is a very interesting situation requiring the requisite non sequiturs (and therefore non sequitees, for argument’s sake), but what—inasmuch as there is such thing—does this actually preclude? The answer to that is simple: Don’t buy [...]
Ask Conlan: Sweet
Chelsea from the comments writes: Hi Conlan. I have a question for your next “ask conlan” segment. Okay, here it is: What is going to happen to me if I live the rest of my life eating only candy? (I am on day three of a strictly candy diet, and I’m feeling a little off. [...]
Ask Conlan: Full Disclosure
It’s time again for Ask Conlan, the segment in which I take questions from readers. You can ask me literally anything, no topic off-limits, even questions that don’t make sense. I am here for you. This week1 our first question comes from one C.B. McDougal. Mr/s. McDonald writes: Dear Conlan, How are you? Sincerely, C.B. [...]
Ask Conlan: Areas