Taglines

In reverse:

• zing!
• i’m different!
• don’t tread on me
• i sell words… and sentences
• not a big fan
• kinda creepy
• i’m back with a vengeance… or mild irritation, at least
• and that’s it, really
• it’s not really my kind of humor
• super fun to the maximum extreme
• anyone can think of words to SAY. i think of words to WRITE.
• so far, so awesome
• no offense
• NOT a communist
• and that’s just how it is.
• Dear George: These people aren’t your friends. You don’t have any friends.
• “Dear George: Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.”
• but what is that?
• PROFESSIONAL WRITER
• professional writer… can i borrow 20 bucks?
• professional writer
• readership drove
• readership drive!
• this is the tagline
• “when will people learn? democracy doesn’t work!”
• bloggily-speaking
• i’m a bit of a maverick
• or die trying
• for stuff longer than 140 characters
• commenter appreciation week is over
• commenter appreciation week
• comments, ho!
• thin ice
• my sister is funnier than yours
• .com
• it’s about time
• twittering yourself is the new googling yourself, only totally different
• the wrong conlan
• who knows where thoughts come from… they just appear
• …but I wouldn’t want to live there
• a nice place to visit…
• no bananas for oil
• killing time instead of myself
• craptubular
• not a trained chimp
• click yes if you agree
• not emmett kelly
• comedy genius
• the best of both worlds (although none that you’ve heard of)
• running out
• nude
• shitty first draught
• shitty first draft