In reverse:
- digging a tunnel is boring
- it’s not for everyone
- live and learn, i guess
- zing!
- i’m different!
- don’t tread on me
- i sell words… and sentences
- not a big fan
- kinda creepy
- i’m back with a vengeance… or mild irritation, at least
- and that’s it, really
- it’s not really my kind of humor
- super fun to the maximum extreme
- anyone can think of words to SAY. i think of words to WRITE.
- so far, so awesome
- no offense
- NOT a communist
- and that’s just how it is.
- Dear George: These people aren’t your friends. You don’t have any friends.
- “Dear George: Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.”
- but what is that?
- PROFESSIONAL WRITER
- professional writer… can i borrow 20 bucks?
- professional writer
- readership drove
- readership drive!
- this is the tagline
- “when will people learn? democracy doesn’t work!”
- bloggily-speaking
- i’m a bit of a maverick
- or die trying
- for stuff longer than 140 characters
- commenter appreciation week is over
- commenter appreciation week
- comments, ho!
- thin ice
- my sister is funnier than yours
- .com
- it’s about time
- twittering yourself is the new googling yourself, only totally different
- the wrong conlan
- who knows where thoughts come from… they just appear
- …but I wouldn’t want to live there
- a nice place to visit…
- no bananas for oil
- killing time instead of myself
- craptubular
- not a trained chimp
- click yes if you agree
- not emmett kelly
- comedy genius
- the best of both worlds (although none that you’ve heard of)
- running out
- nude
- shitty first draught
- shitty first draft